On 12 August 2026 the Moon covers the Sun over Europe — the first total solar eclipse visible from mainland Europe since 1999. Enter your birth minute and this page computes, on your device, exactly where that darkness falls in your chart.
Because this eclipse makes no close contact with your chart, we don't recommend the eclipse reading for you — it would be honest but thin. The £12 Deep Reading reads your whole sky instead, eclipse or no eclipse.
That's the computed receipt — free, checkable, yours. The full reading adds the four written beats: what this point governs in your chart (with whole-sign house when your place is given at unlock), the one question to sit with on eclipse night, and the honest close. ≈350 words, written from your orb alone.
Even at ~91% coverage the remaining sliver of Sun is dangerously bright — the UK never reaches totality, so there is no moment it's safe to look directly. Use ISO 12312-2 certified eclipse glasses (check the standard is printed on them), a pinhole projector, or simply watch the light change around you. Sunglasses, phone cameras and exposed film do not protect your eyes. We take no cut on glasses — we just want you to keep your sight.
Instantly, on this device. Your reading is computed here and unlocks the moment payment clears — no email wait, no queue, nothing sent to be "prepared". It was ready before you paid.
Permanently re-accessible. Your Gumroad receipt carries your license key — paste it above on any device, any time, and the reading recomputes and unlocks again. Losing the tab loses nothing.
| EDITION | WHAT'S INSIDE | PRICE |
|---|---|---|
| Eclipse Night Reading | The five beats: anchor receipt · closest contact with orb + up to 2 secondaries · what it governs (whole-sign house when place given) · the question · honest close. ≈350 words. QUIET CHARTS ARE TOLD SO BEFORE PAYING | £2.99 £4 after 12 Aug |
| Eclipse Set | The reading + your eclipse Sky Card (share image) + the printable eclipse-night page. The £6 slot is this set's alone — the old poster is retired. | £6 |
| Deep Reading | Seven computed chapters — frame, three lights, shape, three tightest aspects with orbs, long arcs, live "your sky today", the letter. ≈1,800 words. Sample published in full → | £12 |
| The Plate | A3 print-grade star map of your birth minute — arcminute tables, aspect wheel, QR that re-computes it live for any doubter, numbered edition. Two Skies couples edition same price. | £14 £19 later |
| Sky Pass | 30 dated days of chart-aware daily sky notes — your transits, not sun-sign weather. A dated edition, 12 Aug – 10 Sep, that simply ends. No subscription, no auto-renew, nothing to cancel. | £5 |
One email the morning of 12 August with your times, the weather windows, and your unlock link. Nothing else, ever — this list exists for one dawn.